“I can’t see myself settling down right now but one day I’m going to be putting a ring on that finger of yours.”
Thank you for the heads up.
“You’re the one weakness I have, the one with a good head on her shoulders and I want to be able to be there for you and provide for you. I just have to work on myself so I can actually get to that place in my life.”
Well that’s really sweet to hear. Wait you were out drinking for the fifth night in a row and that made you late for work, ok I see how this is going, your effort is just inspiring…
“You’re such an independent woman; it’s so hard to get to where I feel like I can take care of you.”
I’m so sorry for knowing how to take care of myself and the fact that I don’t need to rely on anyone.
What the heck kind of excuses are these?!! Don’t go telling a girl all these things, because sorry to burst your bubble, how on earth is this charming. What do you want us to do when we hear things like this? Swoon at your feet and float in a daze knowing I have a prince charming….that isn’t going to show himself for another, what, 5 years or so? I’m sorry to the nice guy offering to buy me dinner I have a future husband. No silly, I’m not engaged but he told me once he got his act together in a few years I was all his. (That’s IF he ever gets it together) Sorry to the sweetheart, gorgeous, smiling man that wanted to pick me up for a date to somewhere fantastic. Once my future husband gets a car…and a house…much less a job, o and maybe some balls…I’m all his!
No I’m sorry this isn’t how it works. You don’t get to have your fun now but claim someone for your own for years down the road when you’re ready. And don’t even think you can be upset with me when I move on to one of these nice men previously mentioned. They are ready now, it may not work and I may see you in a few years when the time is right and your entire suck up regime actually comes true, but it’s as simple as this. I’m going with the flow and if the time is now I’m not waiting; this other man is ready now to see whether we can work out a relationship together. He’s not saying in 3 years and 2 weeks can I please take you to a movie; I may be ready by then to date.
I wait for no man and that’s the truth.
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